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“The Birthplace of Harry Potter”

A young mum, Rowling made a deal with the owner of this shop that she could stay in and write all day while her children were in school with the purchase of just one cup of coffee.














My dog is the easiest dog to please. All he wants is a tennis ball. And he doesn’t want you to keep throwing it with him repeatedly. Nope. He just wants to carry it around in his mouth all day and then fall asleep with it. If it rolls away while he’s sleeping, he reaches over with his paw and brings it back to himself.







Watching Food Network...
Robert Irvine: When I eat a crabcake, I want to see white crab.
Me: (I don't eat seafood) I don't EVER wanna see a white crab.
Dad: Then don't look in the mirror.







No matter where you go, there you are.

Confucious (via maeby-quick)






My hair looks too good to be going to bed tonight. I wish my day had involved more than babysitting two pit bulls and making a youtube video.








Just messing around, singing you a little song. 







Ladies and Gentlemen: My Mother
Me: Hey mom, what's large, white and looks like a tooth?
Mom: A manateeth.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: Was I right?
Me: I was going to say molar bear....






Fruitloop Vodka?! (Taken with Instagram)

10:12 pm, by maeby-quick
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I don’t have a problem. #stilettos (Taken with Instagram)

12:44 am, by maeby-quick
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Yes. These are shoes I wear on everyday adventures to the Emergency Room. (Taken with Instagram)







Target socks are so boss. (Taken with Instagram)

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No matter how many images I post, I never feel like I’ve expressed how broken I am.






Losing a follower is the worst feeling. You can’t even really know who you lost or ask what made them decide to leave you. It’s such an empty, helpless feeling for a while.